Who likes anal sex? Who could go for just a tad bit of oral? These answers and a lot more await readers who peruse our intern's latest recap of The Real Housewives of Atlanta...
Talk  about a booming episode! Kandi has moved her Kandi Koated Nights  webcast over to her boutique, TAGS, for some self-promotion.  Nene, Kim  and Sheree are her guests on a particularly raunchy segment.  Cynthia  even shows up to get sex tips. But the girls got more than they  bargained because Kandi apparently is getting her jollies these days by  asking freakier and freakier questions.  
What's your freak  number? Have you ever peed on anyone?  Sheree's willing to experiment,  so she's a 9.  Kim doesn't mind anal, so that makes her a 7.  Nene's  into just a little oral, so she's a 3. Cynthia's a 6.  The girls are  then treated to a triple X visit from Mr. Luscious, a Hulk-like  chocolate stripper with a humongous "sock."
Cynthia  takes 50-year-old Peter and her personal stylist to meet with Tony  Conway, Atlanta's top celebrity event planner, to discuss her dream  wedding. 
Going for a  silver-and-chocolate themed, candle-lit evening motif with a mix of  antique and modern, the planner promises 50-year-old Peter that he'll  keep the budget under one million.  Gotta make it extra special for  Cynthia... and Atlanta, of course!
Nene  goes with her friend to meet with Randy Kessler, a top divorce lawyer  in Atlanta.  She and Gregg are definitely not in a good place. Nene's  doing her research and needs some advice.  She needs time to decide what  to do about this situation and wants this to be a wake up call for  Gregg.  Looking to scare him straight, she decides to file for divorce.   Game on!
Kim takes 13-year-old Brielle shopping for an abstinence ring.  The fugly brat is scared of STDs and an unplanned pregnancy (ironic, huh?)  and decides that a $3,000 diamond encrusted ring should do the job of  snapping those legs shut.  Apparently, though, there's no hope for  eight-year-old Ariana who, according to Kim, "came out of the womb  looking for a man."
Kandi goes into the  studio to rework "The Ring Don't Mean A Thing" and is still annoyed that  she's not making any money off "Tardy for the Party."  She records a  new version of the song for Kim to approve and basically decides Kim can  lump it if she doesn't like it.  There are plenty of real artists out  there who will actually PAY good money for the song.
Phaedra  and Apollo come home from Augusta with little Aydan Adonis.  Phaedra  had to spend a week in the hospital and now she's ready to face  motherhood.  No longer "fancy free and footloose," she's chained to this  baby.  Due to complications arising from her C-section, Apollo has to  literally carry Phaedra around the house. 
Kim  and Nene get together to discuss their marital woes.  Well, Nene's the  only married one, but as usual Kim makes the conversation all about her  and tells Nene that she's getting to the point of being done with Big  Poppa.  She wants a future with an available man and may even want more  kids.  Flash forward to the present, Kim. Wish granted!
While  over at Kim's parents home with her mom and aunt, Kandi hears about  Gregg's radio interview with a local DJ from Kim.  Listening to it on an  iPad, Kandi's shocked at Gregg's utter lack of indiscretion.  Gregg not  only accuses Nene of using him but claims to have invested $300K in  making Nene a "star."  Sheree and ladyboy Lawrence also hear about the  interview and are flabbergasted and fascinated.  Did Gregg know he was  being recorded?  Even so, how can you be so stupid and discuss such  intimate things with a total stranger? 
Kandi doubts Nene will reconcile with Gregg after hearing about this.
Sheree  and Lawrence are doing a boxing workout where Lawrence asks Sheree  about the Love Doctor.  Has Sheree confronted the defensive fake doctor  yet?  Hang on, Ladyboy.  It's coming!
Kandi  drags Kim out to her car and demos the new and improved "The Ring Don't  Mean A Thing" for her.  Surprise: Kim loves it!  She tells Kandi she  never doubted her for a moment.  She just wanted to get her way.  Thanks  for the input, Quincy.
Sheree finally  confronts the Love Doctor while at an outdoor lunch.  There's no  communication, no trust and no honesty in this "relationship" so Sheree  wants out.  Realizing that the "doctor" is a tit-for-tat kinda guy,  Sheree just wants some kind of proof that he's a doctor.  The Love  Doctor wants some kind of proof that Sheree's a woman.  What?!?  Time to  hit the bricks, dude.  And, by the way, who's paying for lunch?
Nene's  first day at work is going along pretty well.  Breaking in her new  laptop and doing some online research, she sees her own face in a local  gossip item.  Gregg's backstabbing hits her full on. Nene laughs it off,  but inside she's dying.  Nene also learns she can be fired for this  because contractually it puts her in a bad light.  11 Alive's anchor,  Karyn Green, tells Nene she better handle this with Gregg.  Obviously  something's wrong because "dogs don't bark at parked cars."
Nene  and Gregg get into a huge nasty fight when Nene comes home from her  first day on the job.  How can Gregg have done this to her?  What  $300K?  Nene throws everything back in Gregg's face and wants what she's  invested in him back, as well.  The argument escalates into a  he-said/she-said debacle, which is shocking.  Nene's pissed that Gregg  obviously never had her back and realizes she doesn't know this person  standing in front of her.  Gregg accuses Nene of the same thing.  Nene  is beyond livid and says she's married to a monster. 
Game over.
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